yogurt glasses

To cum around someone’s eyes like a pearl necklace

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses

by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018

boob glasses

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught

Dude, check out those Norks!!

I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.

That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

hank on a glass

A small insect on the outside of a frosted beer glass

Hank on a glass was on my glass all night

by Sparky120 January 5, 2017

Glass

A fake ass ice; a fake ass diamond.

P1: Man, u drippin with that ice. But is it real?
P1:Gets diamond tester.

(Tests the ice)
(Negative results)
P2: Man, this shit is glass

by Cardo Dalisay January 18, 2020

Boom glass

Boom glass is a sound device which costs megabucks according to Hudson Investigations of Newport Beach, CA. Boom glass is a sound device applied by a person outdoors using a wand to a window of a house, apartment, or building. The sound from within the building is captured and recorded by the person outdoors. In order to counter boom glass recording, place a radio near the window of the room you are in at the time.

A person outdoors recorded the sound from indoors using boom glass.

by ScienceBurt January 20, 2020

face not glass

When a situation is not good or a person might be cased up in a type of way

“Bro my ex is at the party face not glass”

Or

Girl: can you take me home

Guy: face not glass
Girl:why

Guy: everyone will see

by Urban out break January 25, 2020

Glass slippers

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??

Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"

by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020