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G.A.R.B.

n. Acronym for "Goofy ass retarded bitch". Person or pledge that lacks coordination. Usually you feel embarrassed to be in his or her presence in public.
Hey G.A.R.B., stop knocking over the beer pong cups so we don't lose to these drunk sluts.
by B.K. February 16, 2005
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g.a.p.s

by quiad January 20, 2004
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G.A.D.D.

Guy/Girl Attention Deficit Disorder.

Any person male or female who is characterized by such an extreme form of A.D.D. that the disorder transfers over to s/he's dealings with love. In other words the person cannot sufficient satisfaction from one potential mate nor maintain focus on the said person, therefore they must constantly drift from one lover too another. Essentially a womanizer/manizer/player but they have the ability to blame their actions on their 'disorder'.
Woman suffering from G.A.D.D. speaking to her 'boyfriend': When I fell outta the boat- oh by the way did I tell you the boat's name was Ol' Jim and my father names all my boats. But about falling outta the boat... OH HEY (glancing a man who just walked in... I'll be back in a little bit (runs off to the other man and immediately engages in flirtatious behavior and later repeats her action with another man)

'boyfriend' (muttering himself): Well so much for that... she needs something more than just Ritalin for that G.A.D.D.
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G.A.P

G.A.P. is an acronym for Good Ass Pussy.
I go to HU where them fine dymes got that G.A.P.

Be warned though, G.A.P. will NOT raise your G.P.A.
by KamJam May 18, 2007
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G.A.D.I.Y.

GADIY stands for "Go And Do It Yourself". Another simple phrase to tell someone to do their own things by themselves.
john: hey, can you help me get some juice from the fridge?
mary: What?? I'm busy here! G.a.d.i.y.!
john: what's that?
mary: It says, GO AND DO IT YOURSELF!
by gadiy August 24, 2006
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G A

General Assistance.Welfare for adults with no dependant children.
"Hey, Mom! Give me a ride to the Welfare Office.Since I just turned 18, I gotta go get my G.A.!"
by Nastina August 5, 2005
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C.G.A.F

Cum guzzling ass fucker. One who guzzles cum and fucks ass. Usually used as an insult, should be used as a compliment.
Would you like to fuck my butt?” “Do I want to fuck your butt? Let me see, YOU CUM GUZZLING ASS FUCKER!” (C.G.A.F)
by Penisinassisthebest June 6, 2018
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