Definitions by B.K.

G.A.R.B. 

n. Acronym for "Goofy ass retarded bitch". Person or pledge that lacks coordination. Usually you feel embarrassed to be in his or her presence in public.

Hey G.A.R.B., stop knocking over the beer pong cups so we don't lose to these drunk sluts.

G.A.R.B. by B.K. February 16, 2005