mother fucking hell pig

a fat ass with no other thing to do in life other then to piss you off

my brother is a mother fucking hell pig
my mom is a MFHP

by 5:-P June 20, 2011

In-fucking-deed

Used by people who are literate enough to know the word "indeed" but who feel the need to add a personal touch to it.

-Girl, are you fucking pregnant?
-In-fucking-deed I be!

by Francois.L March 17, 2012

Total Fucking Shit Storm

Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.

Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.

by Godfatha September 14, 2012

absolutely fucking ridiculous

beyond ridiculous. Unimaginable. Extremely stupid. Usually refers to unrealistic expectations.

A job application asking for 5 professional letters of reference in a first round of applications is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

by Janjann November 2, 2013

tank fucking

When you shake the gas nozzle for extra gas, while it's still in your car in an attempt to get more bang for your buck.

I was broke and on E, so I grabbed what little change I had and hit the gas station. Lotta tank fucking, had to get as much as I could! gas gasoline broke tank fucking poor skimping

by zeppelinfanCLB April 14, 2014

armpit fucking

Getting a Roost greasy dick in your armpit

I love a good armpit fucking when I'm in Vegas

by Vine and grsin March 7, 2016

pineapple fucking

1) When the act of a male shoving a pineapple up females vagina.

2) When a male or female is viciously masturbating to a pineapple.

Bro, we were pineapple fuckingher so hard, it got stuck in her vag.

by 3.1415 oh yes pi please daddy April 26, 2016