free vaginoplasty

to shank someone in the junk (or anywhere in the abdomen, really), creating an axe wound but like with a switchblade. used as a threat by trans women, but is all just big words bc no trans person actually has the energy to spare doing someone this service

sometimes shortened to just vaginoplasty

shut that bish up before i take off this stiletto and give her a free vaginoplasty

by fish trap July 16, 2018

free agent

When you don't have a date for homecoming or prom.

Hey, I heard that girl is a free agent!
You should ask her out.

by steveayres35 September 6, 2016

Free Mason

A man who just broke up with his girlfriend and is excited to get back into the dating world.

Tim: Is that Josh over there?
Jason: Yeah, he's with those three girls.

Tim: Guess he's moving on pretty fast.
Jason: Yeah, he's a free mason.

by SuperSingleton December 25, 2009

Free Willy

A penis swimming through the sea.

This is because in England, Willy means penis.
This is amusing. XD

Sarah: Yeah, well Andy Sixx is just...a penis.
Tk: Hahaha, just a penis with no body. XD Like free willy.

Sarah: I drew Free Willy on my math homework.
Hannah: You're stupid...

by hai_bai November 1, 2010

Free-Spirit

Someone who doesn't care about religion or any type of belief based on the creation of the universe. These people believe that searching for answers that so far haven't been proven is wasting valuable time that could be spent living life. These people AREN'T atheists, they just don't believe in anything about the creation of the universe.

Christian: "I asked that guy if he was a Christian... He just said he was a free-spirit and that he didn't believe in that stuff."
Atheist: "So he's an atheist?"
Christian: "No... He just said that he doesn't care enough to believe in ANYTHING. Not even the things you guys believe in."
Atheist: "That's new..."

by 2015Gamer May 14, 2015

Free Pants

Male undergarments costing nothing

Those free pants are like, free :O

by Free Pants Ninja June 29, 2004

Free Thinker

A social group of lefties who claim to be intelligent because they bitch about religion, current governments, oil, iraq and anything else while not contributing any ideas to solve these 'problems' other than total elimination and turning the human race into mindless drones. Usually a feminist or hit by thier girlfriend, which they call 'dominant female life partner'

Mesa called jar jar binks. Oh yea, free finkers do not like movies, but fully support ridiculous litigation.

by xenomorph June 6, 2004