poopy-fart

someone who looks like they just shit their ass

Friend 1: "hog rider"
Friend 2: "kys you stupid poopy-fart"

by bweasy March 11, 2022

Brain Fart

When you do something incredibly stupid by mistake. An obvious mistake that should for a task that's usually very simple.

Fernando: I was making cheese and crackers with salami but I put peanut butter instead of salami. Brain fart!
Josh: Yeah. Brain fart! And you're usually very smart.

by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023

In A Fartbeat

Showing little importance or significance; eventually.

Contrary to "in a heartbeat," which means 'immediately.'
Proclaims one's laziness.

Person #1: Would you fuck Ted's sister?
Person #2: Eh, in a fartbeat.

by Dumpology September 20, 2010

Kung Poo Fart

the act of yelling "Waaah-TAH" and abruptly farting right after, sometimes resulting in taking a dump on ones self.

Bill: attack! WAHHTAHHH *farts*
Bob: .....nice Kung Poo Fart o____O

by Dmizzado93 September 18, 2011

Dead Sea Fart Magic

When you let off a gassy fart that smells of sea salt and dead bodies in the bath.

Phwoaaar mate, that dead sea fart magic was a big one!

by DeadSeaFarter December 18, 2011

top butt ripple fart

When you fart, but only the top half of your butt vibrates.

That was a weird top butt ripple fart.

by Tiojimbethay November 28, 2019

period fart

when you're on your period and you fart and it moves between your vaginal flaps and you feel the bubble of period explode on your pad.

oh my god, i just totally had a period fart.. why did i wear a pad??

by connieeeeeeeeeeee March 11, 2008