10 family feasts

The average KFC order for one Samoan person

(Car) Hey can I have a 2pc 1/4 pack.
(KFC worker) I am sorry, we're out of chicken, car in front had 10 family feasts
(Car) Ah ok

by Kunt Fucked Chicken June 30, 2023

Fast-Forward

describing something thats stupid, or of low intellegence.

" Aw man im so fast-forward i failed that open book test with a 5 out of 65. "

or

" Dude that old lady's driving is so fast-forward...she's going through stop signs, and stoping when there isnt any! "

by phlipp March 3, 2008

fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

by twilyth October 21, 2008

fast read

A person whose true motives and agenda are quickly recognized.

Dispite her efforts to appear victimized, everyone knew she was just jealous. She was a fast read.

by jakaha January 2, 2009

fastman

A man who exists only for a girl to sleep with when she is horny in public. they are soon after quickly forgotten

P1: so i saw you with a fastman...
P2: who?
P1:yeah seems about right.

by seventy_four. July 25, 2009

fast food long

when you go to get a quick bite to eat and for some reason your order takes forever

person 1: god damn its been 15 minutes and all i ordered was a burger

Person 2: yeah and that burger doesn't even need cheese

Person 1: no kidding, talk about fast food long

by lil steezy January 14, 2010

Fast razo

The simple act of having sex with more than one person on seperate occasions in one day

I pulled a fast razo today before work

by Cocoa daddy May 8, 2011