by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009
Get the Failswitch Engage mug.The phrase that when typed in Google, would direct to the biography of George W. Bush using a method called Google bombing. This has also been used with "waffles" directing to John Kerry.
by someone! January 9, 2008
Get the miserable failure mug.A medical condition among elderly individuals, often caused by stress, resulting in the complete cessation of all dermal functions. i.e.) water retention, temperature control, hair production, etc.
by Michael T. Lynch Jr., Scientician October 12, 2003
Get the Skin Failure mug.A child of extreme failure.
A child who doesn't have a life or purpose in life, only to destroy and fuck stuff up.
A child who doesn't have a life or purpose in life, only to destroy and fuck stuff up.
Steve: (fucking stuff up) Oops, oops, oops, sorry!
Everybody else: Fucking hell Steve stop being such a failchild!
Everybody else: Fucking hell Steve stop being such a failchild!
by Failchild Numero Uno February 24, 2011
Get the Failchild mug.1. A method of measuring how badly any person, action or object failed. Ranging from 1-10 (or higher if the person failed horribly).
2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.
2. A device used to measure the caliber of a fail.
Scenario 1:
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.
Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.
Person A: I sat on a chair and broke it.
Person B: That sucks, but it's only a 6.5 on a failometer.
Scenario 2:
Person A: The movie 300 was historically accurate!
Person B: Anyone have an industrial strength failometer? Mine exploded after reading that.
by Nona Suomy September 25, 2008
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Person 2: ...which is ironic, because she isn't getting any. What a failslut lololol
Person 2: ...which is ironic, because she isn't getting any. What a failslut lololol
by invisibleunicycle January 31, 2009
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(usually not obvious to person who thinks of it)
(usually not obvious to person who thinks of it)
You: "....I'm so bored... what should we do?"
Your dumbass friend: "Let's play soccer with a bowling ball!"
You:" That is probably the most idiotic failosophy I have ever been mentally injured with."
Your dumbass friend: "Let's play soccer with a bowling ball!"
You:" That is probably the most idiotic failosophy I have ever been mentally injured with."
by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009
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