earth

dying rock in space we love

earth is cool.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

earthtognf

A noun of a person meaning an editor and annoying person

“I love earthtognf follow them on tiktok”

by QLouster September 13, 2021

Earthworm sally

To cut several earthworms in half and drink their blood then to preform sexual deeds on a dog.

I preformed an earthworm sally last night.

by EnglishFolkWithPoptarts September 20, 2021

Earthpig

Someone who behaves like a caveman. They have no consideration for others and live a raunchy life.

The Earthpig pisses all over the toilet seat and then doesn't clean it up.

by PeachCactus October 31, 2021

earthisflat

the truth that people are hiding from you

person 1: omg latitude and longitude
person 2: no. the earthisflat
person1: omg no way
person2: meow uwu

by herbcookiefanpagehatepage November 17, 2021

Earth

A celestial object 4.5 billion years of age located in the habitable zone of our solar system. It houses us, and likely the device you observe this definition and site on. It is usually called a dying rock, but has more to it than that. It is the reason dogs, the furry potatoes of cuteness, and cats, the furry ninja with knives in it’s paws, or YOU exist. It’s a beautiful, amazing, and rare dying rock, as planets like our are very rare. Life in the universe only lasts 0.0000003% of it’s life expectancy, which much surpasses ours.

Earth is cool.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.

Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.

by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021