EnglishFolkWithPoptarts's definitions

Gurtuititism

A disease caused by a mosquito carrying malaria flying inside the male penis and biting it, this results in the penis' color changing to green and slowly shrinking over the course of 6-8 months. The disease will also affect your nervous system by giving you the urge to view sexual content more frequently.

I got Gurtuititism and now I really want to watch adult content but my penis is too short to masturbate.

by EnglishFolkWithPoptarts March 28, 2023

Earthworm sally

To cut several earthworms in half and drink their blood then to preform sexual deeds on a dog.

I preformed an earthworm sally last night.

by EnglishFolkWithPoptarts September 20, 2021