Digital docking

When two men keep poking each other on Facebook, instead of just admitting that they are gay and want to swallow each other’s love juice.

Rick and Andy are into digital docking with each other.

by Conman75 July 19, 2021

mur.docck

mur.docck is a great editor who is obsessed with daredevil and the punisher , she is also responsible for helping lots of editors by making amazing tutorials.

mur.docck is an amazing mutual

mur.docck wants to be fucked the shit out of by matt murdock and frank castle

by lokismissinghand May 11, 2022

Deep Docking

When a male transitions to a female then has sex with a male. A male putting his penis inside a transitioned males penis now vagina.

Danny went deep docking last night.

by JohnnyJackHammer June 10, 2023

Thunder Docking

2 or more males are only wearing socks. They shuffle their socks on the carpet and touch their erect penises to create a static shock between the tips.

Me and my bro are totally Thunder Docking later after we do a 3 hour workout at the gym!

by Blueish-Yellow Mario July 21, 2023

jeans incident doctrine

An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.

Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"

"Really, what happened?"

"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"

Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"

"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"

"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"

by Mscheve June 10, 2008

Deuce in Dry-Dock

The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.

"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."

by Ohsotrue December 27, 2011

Keeping the doctor away

shoving apple slices up your bum. also referred to as Doing the Newton and Baking a pie

You want to go out to the club tonight?

I can't. I'm keeping the doctor away so I gotta stay close to the john

by Irma Gurd October 3, 2013