3 definitions by Ohsotrue
A marijuana cigarette (joint) of particularly large diameter and length such that it resembles the leg of a swine.
I tell you Charles, by the time I had finished reviewing several year's worth of quarterly payroll tax reports with those IRS agents I had to go home and fire up a pig leg.
by Ohsotrue April 21, 2011
The act of shutting off the water valve to a toilet, completely draining all water, then leaving a turd in the bottom of the bowl.
"Phillip gave me the keys to his estate and asked that I mind his English Mastiffs in his absence. I fed the hounds, ate his scones, and left a Deuce in Dry-Dock knowing this would elicit a chuckle from Phillip and scorn from his mistress."
by Ohsotrue December 24, 2011
An acronym for Lick Your Pussy. Used when trying to convey such a sentiment to a female partner while she's at work (or any situation requiring discretion) and an electronic communique to her may be intercepted by a third party. If a coworker views a message containing LYP (see example below) she can feign ignorance as to its meaning or attempt subterfuge by making a statement such as, "Oh, he wants to live with my parents someday and won't shut up about it", thus furthering the perception amongst her peers, contemporaries, friends, and family members that you're a great catch and not just freaky.
by Ohsotrue March 16, 2011