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by october28 October 27, 2019

Date Movie

to date movie, is to repeat something a re-fucking-dicilously huge amount of times, through fault of being a tard

Chris: you see date movie?
Jacob: no.

::5 min later::

Chris: you see date movie?

Jacob: what the fuck? you just asked me that, no.

::30 seconds later::

Chris: you see date movie?

Jacob:: NO!

::5 days later::

Jacob: you see date movie?

Chris: eff you.

by Chris the Fifth March 29, 2008

date shield

A biohazard tattoo directly above the ass crack of a closet homo who can't get any pussy 'cause they're always locked up in prison! Yup, that's why they are always violating parole; so they can get back in jail for some schweaty man love!

Bubba: I wuz gonna nail that little white bitch in the shower this morning, but that little fag has a biohazard tattoo on his crack. That mofo got aids now or is that just a date shield?

Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!

by 11-13 Buster August 11, 2008

date shield

When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.

Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.

by bill the cat August 11, 2008

Portuguese Blind Date

When a Portuguese man accepts a date with a Portuguese "woman" without detailed information about her penis size, and photographic proof that she has no Bhutcraq.

I thought my encounter with Calixa had turned into a Portuguese Blind Date until I felt her massive penis.

by The Goddess Bunny August 11, 2008

dyke date

A group of girls that gets together for "girl time," ie shopping, lunch or dinner, or just general hanging out.

Often used by fathers who are shamed by the fact that their daughter might be a lesbian, or simply as a derogatory remark meant to encourage their daughter to date guys.

Emily (to her dad): I'm going out with a few of my friends to get lunch!
Dad: Who are the friends?
Emily: Michelle, Amy, and Sarah, of course.
Dad (to himself): Great, she's going out on a dyke date.

by Phil Osborn October 20, 2008

Hot date lips

One who wears bright red lipstick on a date with a sexy person in the hopes to savagely makeout with their face.

I had my hot date lips all made up so I could seduce my teacher into having an affair with me.

by Shelbaycwhoopthazme April 28, 2011