dejetion

rex ryan's foot in his mouth

after the afc championship the jets felt a lot of dejetion.

by jet hater January 24, 2011

defecation interruptus

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.

John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.

by ncinpa December 31, 2013

Defeation

Feeling defeated.

no silverling.
The end of a dark tunnel.
Defeation I'm done with this shit.

Defeation I'm done with this shit.

by kool b eans November 20, 2017

Berection

A berection is an erection from a bird

I saw a berection at school today in the trees next to the playground mom

by Cr4zed June 7, 2018

deception butterfly

The ripple effects associated with deceptions. Often interlinked with chaos theory.

The deception butterfly produced by fake news was so vast they had to get the President involved in damage control.

Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.

by Ontological June 24, 2018

Déception

Déception is "disappointment" in French. This is useful sort of if you want to insult yourself or another person without them being aware

Person 1: Je suis un déception
Person 2: Je veux dire que vous ne vous trompez pas

by Oil boi November 24, 2018

Defecation of character

Talking shit about your good character; shitting on your good name; spreading lies about you that are not true.

I am going to sue you for defecation of character if you don't stop talking about me and spreading lies.

by Muffinbuster69 February 24, 2019