Crumply

and old, grumpy and crabby woman that won't get off your case about anything...who also needs to get laid asap! most likely has a sandy vagina LOL

She's such a crumply bitch.

by torosgirl January 5, 2009

Crumpist

Crumpist is a word that some buddies made at a place called Rockridge Crumpist means to fart and or to run around farting so other people will walk threw it

Joe: Oh my god, dude did u fart?!?!?

Bill: nawh man i CRUMPIST

by Koopaa Troopaa July 27, 2009

Double Crumpet

When playing Halo 2 on Xbox Live, is to kill two people at the same time, resulting in a Double Kill. When achieving this, you yell Double Crumpet to further enhance the embarassment you inflicted upon them.

(When playing Halo 2 Online)
Halo 2 Game: Double Kill

Nick: Double Crumpet, KSI losers!

KSI Losers: Damn, we suck!

by Hoyl3 July 20, 2008

Monkey Crumpet

A bagel that has been toasted and dunked in a very wet vagina.

Chi Chi: Dude, i had Mary Ann's monkey crumpet yesterday.

Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste

Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.

Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.

by ZekeOfNature April 17, 2011

eat the crumbs

To continue eating out a girl after she orgasms

When Alex made Jessica come he just kept eating. He was going to eat the crumbs.

by Abcdefkill May 5, 2015

crump

To eat while on the crapping on the toilet.
The best crump is when a fried chicken drumstick is involved.

Take a crump

by dirty_mongoose February 25, 2009

Crumpets

A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.

Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?

by Captn Luke December 9, 2008