Colorado

A term used to to define an extremely sore bottom.

When a person has some sort of Ass pain (Aspen) it is termed as Colorado.

Bob: What's up with you man, you are walking all funny

Murray: I ate a really hot curry last night and it totally scorched my ring

Bob: Ooooooh that sounds bad, is it sore?

Murray: Yep, serious Colorado!

by Bobnitro September 15, 2009

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Colossus

The act crying, vomiting, urinating, defecating, and sneezing simultaneously.

Other bodily functions that qualify for the colossus are: coughing, belching, farting, sharting, or bleeding.

Note: a mini-colossus is the combination of any thee functions at once.

Gross, dude, did you just colossus?

by el michelob October 18, 2011

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Communities of color

Something you only see after taking a hallucinogenic substance.

The guys drank some peyote tea and went through the Indian village, seeing communities of color, reds, blues, yellows, pinks, and oranges, all the colors of a true rainbow, since a rainbow isn't off whites, peaches, beiges, tans, bronzes, caramels, golden browns, light browns, browns, and dark browns (those aren't true colors).

by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021

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colostomy bong

self explanitory, if you need it spelled out you should quit life.

I'll give you a hundred bucks if you rip a colostomy bong from that old dude.

by Vance Birznasty March 3, 2004

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Colossus

a total cock face.

you are a colossus.

by Revorg October 19, 2008

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color guard

An organization of people who tried out for drill team/dance team and/or cheer and didn't make it who twirl around plastic rifles and throw and occasionally catch flags. Rejects, essentially. Sorry.

person A: did you watch the halftime show?
person B: hell yeah! the band was bangin'
person A: why did color guard have to be in the way? god

by amazing:) July 17, 2014

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