college

A library on the UW-Madison campus where people go to if they want to procrastinate, socialize, check facebook, or smoke outside the building and be all cool like that. There are usually over a thousand sorority girls with painted faces in college every night.

"You wanna go to college?"
"No, I can never study at college"

by kyuker November 15, 2009

Kuyper College

Used to be known as Reformed Bible College (Reformed Bridal College), because of it's strong base in Biblical knowledge and its seeming ability to get people married by the time they graduate. Now called Kuyper College in honor of the Reformed theologian Abraham Kuyper. Famous for "The Loop," which is the path around campus that couples walk. The more times you walk around the loop with someone of the opposite gender, the more likely you are to be married to them. Legend says that these bonds will never be broken. The students that attend this college go there because they want to go, not because their parents made them attend. In other words, the community is very tight. The students there are who they say they are. They are not hypocritical like the other "colleges with a Christian background" around them, they are God-fearing individuals. Parties on campus consist of things like fort building, ultimate frisbee, and root beer keggers. The student body consists of less than 500 people, so it is an incredibly small school.

"Kuyper college students have fun without drugs!"

by truelovewaits1 October 28, 2010

Cayuga Community College

A "College" the size of T. J. Maxx. Where everyone should take Mr. Kyle for econ cause he's so awesome, and everyone has a crush on Professor Nolan cause he's so hot. Ben Affleck - Ross = Nolan

Person 1:Where do you go?
Person 2:I go to Cayuga Community College
Person 1:is that the college next to the hardware store?
Person 2: ummm yea but my English Professor is really Hot

by Hot4Professor February 22, 2009

Saint Ignatius' College Riverview

Saint Ignatius' College Riverview, AKA Riverview, is Sydney's best private school

Person 1: So what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to Saint Ignatius' College Riverview
Person 1: Lucky I wish i went to Sydney's best private school

by SlimeyFish April 13, 2021

Neumann College

The most boring college in America. No one that actually looks in to college goes there. It has about 20 people pere classroom and there are more nuns than students. The dorms are like a jail and people there have no sense for real life. I wouldnt recomend going there.

I didnt want to go to a real college so I enrolled at Neumann College.

by LBanks August 29, 2006

Berklee College of Music

A college that will charge you a TON of money, which you'll be paying off the rest of your life, unless your parents are rich. You'll end up working part time as a musician IF you're lucky, and working a non-related job to create a decent income. Current Berklee students, please don't rate, you don't know what's waiting. I would have hated this when I was a current student or recent grad who didn't know the current prospects of an un-employed musician/anything related in this economy.

Yo man, but I went to Berklee College of Music !

by graduateofberklee February 11, 2013

College of Charleston

A haven for the children of America’s elite who prefer beaches to blizzards, “The College” is one of the most beautiful schools in the world and offers a nice change from the New England prep schools from which many out-of-state students come. Academics are strong at CofC and opportunities abound for those who work for them. CofC is much more than a school, it is a way of life that is never forgotten. It provides the ultimate college experience with parties in 200-year-old mansions and keggers on the beach as well as the type of education needed to maintain the ultimate trust fund baby lifestyle that many CofC students are accustomed to. BMWs, black cards, and Burberry are all common sights around campus. Rooftop bars and 100’ boats are common places to drink with your friends who prefer champagne cocktails to the $1 Wednesday night specials, though those do when the weather isn’t cheery. Daddy is the preferred bank around campus and summer homes for CofC students can be found from Cape Cod to Palm Beach while favorite Spring Break destinations are Panama City Beach and Puerto Vallarta thought the ultimate goal is always to return to the greatest place in the world, The College of Charleston.

Trust Fund Kid 1- Where are you going to school?
TFK 2- College of Charleston
TFK 1-Why? You got into Yale.
TFK 2- Because Charleston has palm trees and it's not like I have to get a real job out of college anyway.
TFK 1- True man. See you in Hyannisport this summer!

by Greek for Life October 23, 2013