chocolate pebble

what appears to be a small chocolately, delicious piece of food, but is actually sitting atop a toilet seat and is, in reality, a piece of poop, dangling on the pure white porcelain.

Abe Lincoln: dude, don't go in there, General Lee definitely left some chocolate pebbles on the toilet seat...man what the Fuck?

General Lee: did I hear some say my name?

by Laquisha Verona McQueesha October 15, 2006

Chocolate blunt

a blunt wrapped in a chocolate swisher

doode 1- you wanna get high off my chocolate blunt
doode 2- DUH!

by rye dub December 13, 2006

Chocolate Biscuit Baker

A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.

Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?

Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.

Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.

Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.

Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?

Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.

by Mr. Rippenshtein February 24, 2011

Chocolate Creampie

When you jizz in someone's anal sphincter

One time when I was drunk, my girlfriend begged for a chocolate creampie. She Loved it.

by Cactus Creampie March 13, 2015

chocolate eclair

when your chick is giving you a bj and you cum in her mouth then quickly turn around and shit in her mouth resembling what she would look like if she had just eaten a chocolate eclair

Adam: Yo dean dude, what did you do last night
Dean: Nothing really, I just gave Heather a chocolate eclair
Adam:wow your a sick fuck

by nickdc323 October 10, 2005

Chocolate Swirl

When a Male Or Female takes a huge dump on his or her partners chest in a spiral like motion

Shaun- I Had to go to the bathroom so bad so i got my gal and gave her a Chocolate Swirl
Brian- KILLER DUDE

by Omar Miranda December 13, 2008

Chocolate Rorschach

Pronounced (Chalk-O-lut Roar-shock) (noun) After unloading any consistency of bowel movement, do not wipe--this will destroy your results. You take your "artwork" to a close friend, bend over, spread your cheeks and ask your friend what they see. This is similar to the Rorschach inkblot test developed as a method of psychological evaluation.

Alternate definition: The results when someone with loose stools does not wipe and sits bare-assed on any flat surface, it's usually part of a practical joke, but can be done be as an accident by the incontinent.

Hey Brice, now that you've examined my CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH, I'd like to gauge your reaction...it will provide a window into your personality characteristics and emotional functioning.

Hey Ryan, thanks for the spicy bar-b-que...oh, and by the way, I just left a CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH on your toilet lid.

God damn, Uncle Mark needs to put his diaper back on, he just left a CHOCOLATE RORSCHACH in my driver's seat.

by Zelch58 May 23, 2006