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Jørn Christian

Jørn Christian is a Norwegian expression that goes all the way back to the vikings. Jørn means the hardcore viking that sailed across the seas and fought and plunderd. Very simular to definition Berserk. This Viking got his middle name after endless conquests of widdows across the whole northern hemisfare. The name Christian is accutally top score of a counting system used by the Vikings.
O my god, that guy just reached the ultimate score.

You could say,

O my god, that guy just reached Christian.

If the guy also can be discribed as a hardcore Norwegian viking, he deserves to be called a real Jørn Christian.
by Berserk Viking February 5, 2010
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Jesus Christ in a box

An exclamation you say when someone you depended on totally screws something up or you're faced with something that obviously just f*cked up your plans.
My sister to her husband-

"Jesus Christ in a Box, Michael! I said get the Playtex Supers in cardboard Tampons!... grrr Damnit!..."
by Kizzle: The Konqueror March 4, 2009
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Breath of Christ

(heard around Bay Area recently)

Nickname for the minty breath strips that dissolve on your tongue. Or what you say when you give someone one (mocking Catholics' Blood of Christ / Body of Christ).
Dude you got serious garlic breath. Here have a breath of christ.
by Doctor Foo September 5, 2005
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Christianity

A pyramid scheme based on a philosophy that was fairly progressive 2000 years ago. It has been rendered obsolete by modern scientific understanding largely due to its inability to resolve its inconsistencies through intelligently-applied critical thinking. It now serves as a means of deterring social and political advancement and as a tax on the gullible.
The christian-controlled majority in congress voted to withdraw federal funds to help support financially disadvantaged infants, reminding the public that the babies will go to heaven.
by Who, me? August 16, 2003
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The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also widely known as the "Mormon Church," or "LDS Church", is the largest denomination within the Latter Day Saint movement (Mormonism), a branch of Christian Restorationism. The Church is headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.
One of Christianit's fringe groups.
by R Thompson May 29, 2004
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Christianity

A popular religion founded by a pacifist proto-socialist who promoted social justice, tolerance, and peace. Jesus Christ was a remarkably liberal man for his time, accepting prostitutes and murderers, among others, into his group. Unfortunately corrupted over the years, some branches of Christianity now seem to promote the opposite of the religion's founding aims, drawing on the works of St Paul, an evangelist who lived 50 years after the death of Jesus Christ. These sects of Christianity reverently follow Paul's interpretation, but refuse to accept any more modern interpretations of Christ's life.

Nevertheless, most mainstream Christians, (that is mainstream in the European sense, not the American sense) continue to try to fulfill the original aims of the religion. Please don't judge Christianity on a few mad sects in America and a old-fashioned German pope. Despite getting the most media coverage, they do not accurately represent Christianity and most Christians.
Archbishop Rowan Williams, Cardinal Hume and Mother Teresa are all people who try/tried to follow true Christianity.
by haardvark September 17, 2006
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Christianity

The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
Yeah, Christianity makes perfect sense.
by a different nam3 October 1, 2007
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