This can only be properly performed when you have diarrhea. You run up to someone while they are either sleeping or looking away or somehow distracted, and you shit your liquidy-ass shit onto their head.
The first fraternity party I ever went to, I was chocolate attacked by a 350-pound sack of shit named Jeb.
by Sgt. Baker May 13, 2005
You poop on a girls chest, which acts as the icecream (chocolate of course), then bust a nut all over your poop, which is the whipped cream. add sprinkles if needed. Also, you can put a used tampon on top as the cherry.
by Kaka G. June 06, 2009
by Revengerer May 29, 2009
by j. reichart July 12, 2006
Jaime's stomach was just laying out there nice and bare, so I just could not resist performing the most incredible chocolate raspberry on her stomach, it was simply the most spectacular act I have ever performed on a tranny.
by Sir Brian G. and Brandon W. March 28, 2008
A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.
by TheCadet October 04, 2012