touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

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Alexander Charret

A vertically challenged spectacled child loving pedophile.

Can usually be seen wearing M05 camo trousers and jacket, while making loud egregious jokes about minorities and children.

“Hide your kid’s, Alexander Charret is coming!!”

“Heavens above that hooligan is acting just like that midget looking bigot Alexander Charret”

by Clegolas June 25, 2025

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Clothing Carpet

The unkempt state of a floor (within a living area: bedroom, bathroom, or living room) completely or partially covered in clothing (clean or dirty) of varying depths.

The door to the bedroom was not easily opened due to the depth of the clothing carpet.

Be careful walking through the room, as I haven't done laundry in a while so my clothing carpet is getting deeper by the day.

by Niceguy73wv August 9, 2025

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Rolling out the white carpet

Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.

Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.

Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo

by Mr. Snake_187 January 25, 2016

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