Located in the Inland Empire of Southern California. Usually known for being very dry, boring and taking away any collective train of thought or meaning you had in your life. A place where the human soul goes to die. Most of the inhabitants there are a bunch of selfish, brain dead, egomaniacs. You are more likely to be ran over by someone with tunnel vision than getting shot. Overall pretty quiet place. Though if you are from a city that had actual human beings living inside it then this place will throw you off a bit.
Woman - so where do you stay?
Man - Montclair, California
Woman - where’s that?
Man - it’s in San Bernardino
Woman - where’s that?
Man - sorta next to LA?
Woman - ?
Man - like an hour away, east?
Woman - ooh ok...
Man - Montclair, California
Woman - where’s that?
Man - it’s in San Bernardino
Woman - where’s that?
Man - sorta next to LA?
Woman - ?
Man - like an hour away, east?
Woman - ooh ok...
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She is creative, willing, and falls in love easily. She keeps everything from everybody, almost like she's afraid to open up to people. She may be hostile at first, and has a hard time trusting anybody. But once you get to know her, she's very funny and even a bit perverted. She might seem crazy at times. She loves music and reading. She might seem heartless, but even she cares a little. She has a curvy body and a big ass that she's very well aware of.
She is creative, willing, and falls in love easily. She keeps everything from everybody, almost like she's afraid to open up to people. She may be hostile at first, and has a hard time trusting anybody. But once you get to know her, she's very funny and even a bit perverted. She might seem crazy at times. She loves music and reading. She might seem heartless, but even she cares a little. She has a curvy body and a big ass that she's very well aware of.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot be judged for not doing anything. He had no choice but to cut funding to make up the small proportions of the debts that we owe. Most of the Californians do not wish to have the taxes increase and eliminate some of the funding; the people in the Sacramento will not be able to do anything.
California once again become proper and free of debt. Good luck to the troops in oversea. George W. Bush needs to start thinking of a way to help United States than sending our beloved troops out to save other lives. God blesses America and the World.
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Davis: Keep passing the bills!
G Bush: Next up on, Canada. Oh wait...shhh....
Keith: I love California, the beaches, etc.
Arnold: We are in serious trouble...no raising taxes, no cutting funding. What the hell am I suppose to do?
Davis: Keep passing the bills!
G Bush: Next up on, Canada. Oh wait...shhh....
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