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Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.
Man, I hate Hot Crapping.
by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016
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Crap

You: CRAP I LOST
Mom: don’t say that
You: ITS NOT A SWEAR GEEZ MOM
by Tordindamix October 27, 2022
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I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense
I'm sick of your crap
by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024
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Obligatory Crap

When someone gives you a hassle because they are supposed to, not because they mean it.
I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.
by TartanMarine June 19, 2010
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half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus
"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!
by dr right wing August 16, 2014
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Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021
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crap-pambic pentameter

A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.
"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"

"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."
by pseuzieq December 25, 2009
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