an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.
1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.
2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?
Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?
Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017
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by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021
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Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.
Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.
“Hey son, I hate your crap lowsey face!”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”
by Bobdyllanjohncolt March 31, 2022
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Get the CRAP APPLE mug.A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.
"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"
"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."
"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."
by pseuzieq December 25, 2009
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In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.
by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022
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The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
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