National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob

John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)

National Blowjob Day by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024

Polish Blowjob 

When you have your dick inside a woman's or man's ass, then they fart and blow your ball's up.

I was fucking Nancy in the ass and she gave me a Polish Blowjob.

Polish Blowjob by Good Citizen July 20, 2024

National Blowjob Day

On October 31st men will receive a blowjob before NNN start.

Him: Hey babe guess what day it is.
Her: what day is it?
Him: National Blowjob Day.
Her: come here then😏

National Blowjob Day by Sadeyes August 1, 2024

Colonial Blowjob 

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.

Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.

Colonial Blowjob by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024

Daddy blowjob 

Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.

He doesn't like that daddy blowjob he got.

Daddy blowjob by Olan101 January 4, 2025

president blowjob 

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

president blowjob by MarkANator January 11, 2025

Brazilian Blowjob 

When a guy is getting head while triangle choking (Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu submission) the girl.

Guy 1: My girl gave me a Brazilian Blowjob after No-Gi bro.

Guy 2: Did she tapout before you finished?

Brazilian Blowjob by Scruffnozzle February 5, 2025