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Pig in a blanket

When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.
“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”

Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!
by Flipjack McGillicuddy September 30, 2023
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Being under a blanket

A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.
Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"

exmp2:

A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.

exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.
by janthekdjsimp December 29, 2023
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New hampshire blanket

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket
by panheaddan November 15, 2023
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tramp’s blanket

The act of getting drunk in order to keep warm when cold. Typically practiced by homeless people.
Jim couldn’t afford heating so he’s had a tramp’s blanket to keep him warm.

Shall we leave the heating off and just have a tramp’s blanket tonight instead?
by geogeogeogeo4 December 5, 2023
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touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes
“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket
by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024
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That's so blanket

something is smothered or outshined by something, kinda like cockblocked.
squiggles "you did you here about Drake's 'Family Matters'"

John "Yeah that's so blanket, Kendrick washed him with 'Meet the Grahams'"
by clickr May 27, 2024
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pig in a blanket

The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine
Hey Caleb, lets go make a pig in a blanket with that new Mazda you got!
by Zero_X November 30, 2024
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