Birth Certificate

It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.

Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!

They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.

by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 19, 2010

Birthday Camping

Going camping on or near ones Birthday as a celebration with nature, as opposed to other contemporary birthday activities.

Dude, we are gonna go birthday camping for Jill's birthday next weekend because she loves to camp.

by Michael Warner October 23, 2008

Birth Control Friend

A woman usually ugly who blocks you from taking her better looking friend home.

Here come Melissa and damn Jenny that fat bitch is the biggest Birth Control Friend (BCF) ever!

by DinoFauci January 8, 2011

Birthday Wait

When its a Facebook 'friends' birthday and like everyone else you write happy birthday on their wall, but you wait until later that day so they can see it and it wont be buried under all the other comments.

Oh look its jacks Birthday!
I know.
Aren't you gonna say something?
Yeah but I'll do the Birthday wait so he can actually see it.
Oh...

by Kdot92 January 17, 2011

birthday bowl

This is when you smoke a joint by sticking the unlit end into the hole in the bowl of a pipe. It is so called because the joint looks like a birthday candle. You can burn a whole doob down to the ash like this. You can also fill the bowl with weed around the joint and get really crazy.

"This joint is getting to short to hold. Stick it in my pipe and we'll have a lil birthday bowl."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

Birthday Blast

The explosive shit you take the morning after feasting and drinking for you're B-Day celebration.

Dude last night was sick. I birthday blasted myself right out the door this morning.

by Surfsupnj April 28, 2015

birhane

Birhane is a beautiful name she would usually have brown hair or black hair she’s shy tho funny when around she could be weird at times but when u get to know her better she’s everything u”ll die for she could be tall or medium or short but if u haven’t Meet a Birhane you’ve been missing tons of fun she will get diagnosed with something later in life but no matter what goes on in her life she will smile love a happy life she get a great future have a huge house with 2 puppy’s and 1 or 2 bffs which they will hang tons so I’m telling u u should go meet a BIRHANE!

Birhane-Brings u light in life

by Sillygirl500000 September 2, 2019