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Jake and bake

when you decide to start jakeing it and smoke weed
"dude i can't wait to jake and bake tonight"
by IMJAKEINGIT July 13, 2025
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FAKE BAKE

When a person makes a luxury cake using supermarkets ingredients using no mixer and no oven. First coined by Anges de Sucre.
Reshmi made a fake bake of the pink wink cake for a tenner.
by Noentry October 17, 2022
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Bake and Shake

If u wanna wake up come on by and Bake and Shake.
by boilsucker August 15, 2014
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Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who usually is devoid of basic common sense and can lower the intelligence of others around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. All though baked potatoes are a very particular entity, we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.
Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!
by notyouraveragemale May 23, 2022
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Baked

Used to describe someone who looks strange or funny in a photo. Can also apply to real life. Demi Lovato’s notorious ‘poot’ could be described as the ‘baked’ version of her.
Scenario one-
Friend: yo dude you lookin hella baked in that photo

Scenario two-
You: I feel baked right now

Friend: yeah you do look baked my dude
by Steloo September 15, 2019
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Procrasti-bake

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking, typically involving elaborate or time-consuming recipes that serve as a distraction from the task at hand. Procrasti-baking often results in a delicious treat, but also a delay in completing important tasks. The term "procrasti-bake" is a play on the words "procrastinate" and "bake."
I know I have an essay due tomorrow, but I just can't focus right now - I think I need to procrasti-bake some brownies to clear my head.
by uhTipy April 9, 2023
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Half Baked Barry

When male genitalia is only 50% erect. Also known as a semi.
"that porno has given me a half baked Barry"
by House of Spoon September 22, 2009
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