Blumpkin spice latte

noun: a blumpkin administered on a delightfully autumnal day.

The leaves were falling, Taylor Swift was playing, and she gave me a blumpkin spice latte.

by JohnCaleLovesYou September 3, 2023

Blumpha

A twist on the classic "Blumpkin" technique, where oral sex is performed on someone sitting on the toilet doing a shart rather than taking a shit.

She gave him a blumpha while he sharted.

by AlyssaSinacori November 7, 2023

blumpkinese

blumpkinese is a race of a person that gives you a blumkpin named murricio

Your so blumpkinese.

by campymywampy November 9, 2023

Blumpkin

When you poop and then sit on it

I went to poop and accidentally still had the lid down and I blumpkined.

by Kit Cable December 18, 2023

Blumby

A way to describe a gay person that says racist words to the opposite race, they're fat, ugly, smelly, and has crust in between they're toes.

An insult.

Friend 1: this beaner called me a faggot and told me to shower.

Friend 2: blumby ass bitch

by Baginalicker69 January 7, 2024

Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

Blumpki

A polish woman wraps your dick in cabbage, while you are prepped to drop a deep six shit bomb.... all while suck starting your 2 stroke evenrude.

Stopped out to the produce stand the other day, had a heated conversation that landed me into a blumpki with the sister wife.

by B Tsunami March 13, 2024