Blue Smurf

Bentyl, a pill for irritable bowel syndrome; in large doses, can cause intoxication. So named because of the color of the pill. Bought and sold in prisons and used to get high.

When I was in the yard, I traded 1 Klonopin for 5 Blue Smurfs.

by Dorothy October 21, 2007

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 22, 2004

blue dress

noun. Proof of infidelity

My sister won't believe her husbands cheats until she sees the blue dress.

by POAndrea February 06, 2008

Blue Bunny

getting punched in the ballsack. Specifically aiming for the testicles, trying to avoid the dick.

Gangster:"Give him a blue bunny, so he won't forget his payment next time."

Schmuck:"YEEEEEEAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWW"

Gangster:"Seen a man die once before from it. Hey look! It's swelling!!"

by bobbeling October 22, 2014

Blue Lips

Blue Lips : The female form of Blue Balls.

" Oh man, Jen sure is on a loooong dry streak! She must have Blue Lips by now.

by Felty_felt January 23, 2013

Cobalt Blue

The blue color of a Skky Vodka Bottle

I need one of those cobalt blue bottles of Skky vodka.

by CNic October 26, 2008

Blue tits

Blue tits is a condition often described by sexually frustrated women or girl as a painful tingling in the tits and clitoris accompanied by a slight blue tinge of the cheeks. It's caused, or at least claimed to be caused by a need for orgasm.

“Matthew showed me his sweet cock, and then took off on me. Now I have a case of the old blue tits.”

by Hisforhat February 06, 2019