like the terms tits on a boar, man, or board etc... the term "tits on a boat" is used to describe how useless or incompetent someone or something is.
Believed origins of the term:
1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.
Believed origins of the term:
1) in history it use to be considered unlucky and a bad omen to have a woman on board a ship.
2) the figure heads on the front of a boat (usually a woman with baring breasts) though aesthetically pleasing had no real use other then for superstition and aesthetic.
by Felix Greene April 2, 2009
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He left in a real hurry after he said he was pushin cotton. I think he got excited too because when he stood up he had a double ended underwear boat goin on.
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Did you see the Motor Boat Wake on that chick? She's totally got a cobra coming up between her boobs!
by MoronLife August 11, 2010
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2. The phrase you tell someone who tries to enter a conversation that they aren't a part of.
2. The phrase you tell someone who tries to enter a conversation that they aren't a part of.
1. Jim: "Your hair looks stupid today."
Billy: "Your MOM looks stupid!! And so does your father and your brother and your sister!"
Jim: "I was just saying."
Billy: "And your aunt and your cousin and your grandmother!"
Jim: "Dude this was over five minutes ago get off the boat."
2. Mary: "Dude that concert was so awesome last night!!"
Jill: "I know right!!"
Mary: "...you weren't even there. Get off the boat."
Billy: "Your MOM looks stupid!! And so does your father and your brother and your sister!"
Jim: "I was just saying."
Billy: "And your aunt and your cousin and your grandmother!"
Jim: "Dude this was over five minutes ago get off the boat."
2. Mary: "Dude that concert was so awesome last night!!"
Jill: "I know right!!"
Mary: "...you weren't even there. Get off the boat."
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