home-run-nap

after planning "the perfect evening" you two get together and try to dance your choreographed strange romance. halfway through, one of you falls asleep on the others chest. a deep, soft, peaceful slumber. not out of fatigue or rudeness or boredom but because you realise you have completed a long journey. you have come home.

"we were about to heat up, get those drinks, go dancing when Lyric fell asleep on my chest. out of the blue. home-run-nap."

by Krkič November 10, 2019

grease and go home

To perform non intimate or emotional intercourses on someone you have no feelings for and leaving right after, simply doing it for pleasure.

After stenio got done greasing the snow bunny she asked him when they would link again, he then told her “it’s grease and go home “ and proceeded to leave while chanting “yesssiiirrr”

by StenioTheRetard November 12, 2019

Home Toilet Advantage

The Home Toilet Advantage (HTA), not to be confused with the Home Field Advantage (HFA) is when you have an advantage of added comfort when pooping at home, rather than anywhere else.

Man, I gotta shit.... need to get home for the Home Toilet Advantage.

by MissIvyEllen December 18, 2019

charity begins at home

A person's first responsibility is for the needs of their own family and friends.
Meaning you must support those closest to you before others.

"As the starving Ethiopian children came to my doorstep begging for bread, I handed my piece to my son, charity begins at home."

by Warrior G October 12, 2017

Home Improvement Sunday

The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.

Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.

by Suburban Pictionary July 6, 2016

Halfway Home Hoe

Also known as a Foster Girlfriend. A halfway home hoe is a less committed foster girlfriend who is there for the sex, “dates”, and other main hoe duties without ever securing the main hoe spot. Once the person they are talking to find their “Main Hoe” the Halfway Home Hoe is forgotten.

Girl 1: I don’t know Jess, we were so tight and vibing and then it just kind off ended. Now he has a new bitch. I’m confused.

Girl 2: Bitch you were a Halfway Home Hoe. Get used to it

by ThickBickNick February 3, 2021

Home run hype

The hubbub that occurs after a home run, akin to lengthy applauses during high school graduations that muffle the next name being called.

Hey, wanna go get a lemon chill after the home run hype dies down?

by lady_so_divine July 6, 2011