wallet arse

The painful condition suffered by anyone who keeps their wallet in their back pocket while sitting down for long periods, such as when driving long distances. Serious cases of the condition develop during highway driving and/or when the sufferer is wearing skinny jeans.

Joel's wallet arse was so bad you could still see the manufacturer's brand imprinted on his right butt cheek a week after he got back.

by joelster7455 December 1, 2015

arse hermit

Large bubble of puss that forms over the anus blocking waste from exiting.

timmy quit being such a arse hermit .

by Jdiajcb June 14, 2016

squeeky arse

Squeeky arse:
To walk in public following rectal intercourse (aka anal) and waddle/not walk properly indicating a problem with your anus.

Friend 1: "hey look, he's got a squeeky arse"
Friend 2: "yeah, recon he has just taken it?"
Friend 1: "deffo, and recently aswell"

by Sextoys2U July 21, 2024

Creep-arsing

Driving too close to the car in front in a queue of slow-moving traffic.

" The car behind has been creep-arsing up behind me and it's so annoying as hell!"

by Lisa Odd August 24, 2020

Van Arse

A condition caused by driving round dial in a commercial vehicle all day when it is overly warm with no air conditioning, leaving the occupants with smelly/sweaty arses'

"Fuck me mate, you have proper Van Arse on today!"

by Bivop July 28, 2016

genie-arse

1. A genie's ass

First definition of genie-arse by El-Cid on the youtube channel OneyPlays' 4th episode of "Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy (Crash 1)" playthrough.

Source: www. y o u t u b e .com/watch?v=S9LsGirlzec

1. Look over there! That's a fine genie-arse if I've ever seen one!

2. Imma get som fine genie-arse tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know I'm all about them genies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by LastGentleman July 2, 2017

Google-arse

A repository where a totally incorrect fact is stored by an individual but presented with complete confidence as being correct.

He pulled that from ‘google-arse’!

by Mahoo1960 June 20, 2022