Alabama Kazoo

When you go to blow your uncle and the straw you were chewing enters his urethra.

"Damn Alabama kazoo got me pissin wicker."

by Hamilton Cannon January 8, 2019

Alabama

The state that is starting to make everyone act like a Texan

Hi I’m from Alabama

by Poop fart sniff January 27, 2019

Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex

Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did a Alabama hot coffee

by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019

Alabama Magic

Incest.

"Boy there's a lot of Alabama Magic going on in your Family."

by AlabamaBoy2 February 20, 2019

Alabama rocketship

When a girl puts a big ol fat dip in and blows you giving you both a nicotine buzz

Out of dip and seen Bonnie’s lip bulging, so I got an Alabama rocketship that gave me a buzz from hell

by Dammitd February 27, 2019

Alabama shoelace

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

by farty turds March 4, 2019

Alabama Rattlesnake

The act of scaring away your partner by masturbating with kidney stones

Becka: Yeah, Steve gave me the Alabama Rattlesnake last night. Wanna hook up?
Ricky: Sure! Sounds great.

by Alfredo-chicken March 23, 2019