astrocancerchilling

A term for people whose lifes are based on League of Legends, used to describe the act of resting.

Normal person: Hey, what's up man?

Mentally ill league player: nt mch, im astrocancerchilling. oh btw, get c, kys, L9, pisslow, random.

Normal person: *why am I talking to an ill person?*

by friendly_gamer332 December 23, 2023

astrophysisist

a goldfish who is married to a racoon.

"Do you know astrophysisist?"
"Yes, he is married to Laundrybear, right?"

by Captain C Goober December 31, 2023

astroheaux

A person who's pays attention to astrology regularly. They can't go without checking their horoscope on CoStar or The Pattern, and they probably have their sun sign tattooed.

"I met an astroheaux on Hinge who taught me what my Sun, Moon, and Rising meant. She has crystals on her dresser, so I expect her to break my heart at some point."

by HAIC January 17, 2024

Astromical

Something that is breathtaking and slightly scary.

Person 1: "Did you know that the amazon rainforest is twice the size of India?"
Person 2: "Wow! That's Astromically large!"

Person 3: "The ocean is weird, but in an astromical way."

by Silvervexin February 10, 2024

astrohole

A member of the Houston Astros baseball team.

San Diego Padres will be playing the Houston astroholes today

by anonymous February 14, 2024

astrovoric

A british girl that will most likely say the word 'retard' in every sentence.

"Yesterday we were playing ROBLOX and a girl kept calling us a retard."
'Do you think she was an astrovoric?'

by jwerz February 17, 2024

astrovoric

A little British girl that says naur instead of no. Is also autistic and touches kids.

Oh yeah astrovoric, it’s hard to explain.

by Mr Pickles69 February 17, 2024