asian veal

a young asian boy under the age of 14 whos main objective is to have sex with 30 something white men

hey ted, lets get some asian veal
sorry ted, the fbi caught me for that in the 80's and im on veal watch

by messedupdan March 27, 2015

Asinum Lingent Theorem

asinum lingent = Latin for "ass lick"

A theorem which states that one who eats ass, will ultimately become an ass. Typically applies to the more 'sophisticated' douchebag who brags to his friends about all the ass he eats.

Douche: Yeah bro last night I was all up in Bonqueshia's booty. I was eatin that ass like groceries, shit was so cash.

Friend: That's great man. Have you heard of the Asinum Lingent Theorem?

by Flipper-KS June 26, 2016

Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

Asian fruit salad

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy

Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad

by Fetishguru January 18, 2017

asian sesame chicken over rice

A generic name for general tsos, what did you expect you sick fuck

I bought Asian sesame chicken over rice at lunch time

by Viperfang123 February 21, 2017

asilanated

(ah- sil-ah-nate-id) To destroy something by using bomb related tools.

You asilanated the playground.

by AntIs_Cool March 13, 2017

asian doug

creepy asian kid that phototbombs youre snaps

Look at this beautifull landscape ... and theres asian doug again... every time

by AsianDoug326696 July 29, 2017