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Alaskan Beaver Tale

The act of shitting in females mouth, then jizzing in her mouth, having her swish it around in her mouth like mouthwash and spitting it on your chest.
Guy 1: What did you and Jenny do last night?
Guy 2: We were so wasted I got her to give me an alaskan beaver tale.
Guy 1: Gross dude,
by TheGuyWhoFuckedYourMother January 15, 2010
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Alaskan Governor

Giving a blow job to a politician to get on in life, as demonstrated by Sarah Palin
I gave my MP an Alaskan Governor inspired by Sarah Palin
by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009
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Alaskan Steamroller

When one defecates into a condom, then uses the soiled condom while having intercourse.
by Timoooo September 27, 2007
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Alaskan Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you are about to cum you grab her head, put some hot sauce on your dick and cram it into your dick and it will come out her nose and she'll look like a dragon
Dude last night i had a O.N.S. with a girl and i totally gave her an Alaskan Fire Dragon.
by Chris Etty February 24, 2009
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Alaskan Pipeline

Freezing a big poop log. Proceeding to Tittie sex a large boobed lady
I totally gave that chick with a dick an Alaskan Pipeline last night. It was tits.
by Prtarded March 14, 2015
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Alaskan Pacifier

n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones mouth.
Bro, I gave her the best Alaskan Pacifier of the lifetime.
by Azsca June 21, 2022
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Alaskan lie detector

Ice water enema. Administered unsuspectingly - usually in a 2 gallon container maintained at 35 degrees Farenheit delivered through all weather tubing secured in place with a 6 inch, stainless steel barbed nozzle. Used exclusively when interrogating your loving partner about her smelling like cheap men's cologne and fresh semen after coming home at 2 AM.
My cheatin' wife thought I was a friggin' moron until I sweet-talked her into doggie style where I whipped out my Alaskan Lie Detector and showed her a new meaning to being a 'cold bitch' ... as we got to the truth of who she was fuckin'.
by KingTigerKommander April 5, 2009
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