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long story medium

A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.

A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.
There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.
by math-o-nerd June 11, 2010
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lome long time

clown #1:wanna lome long time?
Clown #2: sure
Clown #1 & #2: *agrassively rapes asian kid*
by dame quick October 17, 2019
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Long Island salute

Got cut off on the LIE, so I gave them the Long Island salute.
by WreckingBar June 24, 2021
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long distance whore

A long distance whore is a person who loooves the idea of sex. All they do is talk and joke about sex. Sexting with them is a whole different level, they be making toe curling, pillow biting, nut busting erotic roleplay. But when it comes to the real deal they won't let you touch them not even with a stick.
-Damn Mike Litt is a total long distance whore.

-Wait isn't he cupiosexual?

-Eh same thing.

(Written by a long distance whore)
by Mentally_ill_succubus August 26, 2023
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Long pee-pee

Get off me! You’re giving me long pee-pee!!
by Ogwiener October 24, 2019
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As long as the trees grow

Common expression meaning "As long as it's convenient for me/us"
As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.
by musicishigh November 7, 2016
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Long Range Laterals

Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.

It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
by Acid Laced PenguiN August 6, 2009
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