bloody mushroom

When a significant other has a bloody or broken nose and the other, preferably male, slaps his dick and balls on the injured nose and the blood smears into a mushroom shape.

Person 1: Hey is your nose broken?
Person 2: Yeah it is why?
Person 1: Lemme slap my dick on that thing and make a bloody mushroom.

by thegoat_emoji June 30, 2018

bloody hell

look at example

mum:why are you not at school
child: you were taking me

mum: BLOODY HELL!!!!

by glammerjammer2004 November 10, 2015

Bloody Muddy

When a women is on her period and has diarrhea.

What took so long in the bathroom.

I had to do a bloody muddy.

by Pampermebae88 July 18, 2022

Bloody nose

You have the Vecna’s curse.
Once you hear the clock you better start playing your favorite song.

Definition : vecna puts the curse on his victim where they see a clock, get headaches, bloody noses, nightmares and once they re live there worst memories he kills you

by anonymous June 18, 2022

Bloody Mary Rimmer

to be defined soon...Honey Badger and Scorpion King

I would like a bloody mary rimmer

by HBKaboom August 19, 2011

my bloody valentine

A truly wonderful SHOEGAZE band. Yes, shoegaze, not dream pop you daft cunt (they are very different genres). Characterized by their lush and washing guitar passages, as well as having the best rock band waifu of all time in the band: Bilinda Butcher.

I was listening to my bloody valentine’s Loveless and then passed out from sheer beauty.

by kilometers-davis November 15, 2022

bloody hero

Someone who eats period pussy

My boyfriend even eats me when I'm on the rag. He's definitely a bloody hero.

by Ivy4USA February 6, 2018