consits of 142 teeth said to hold back the incredible hulk but highly unlikly becuz of his slender size
"what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
"what?"
"aaron's zipper"
"with his slender size that is physically imposible"
"it was funny when i told a chick"
by kkfdgnlghn January 20, 2009
Get the aaron's zipper mug.The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.
man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"
by jelly fill'd July 7, 2010
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US Air Force slang for a pilot.
The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members.
The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members.
by Bill gronos July 2, 2009
Get the Zipper-Suited Sun God mug.When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.
by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010
Get the zipper squat mug.An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.
Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.
by redread January 21, 2014
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Get the Zipper Burn mug.A Zipper lip is when a female is so cum drunk and cock hungry, she hastily rips the zipper down and while doing so her lip get caught in the zipper.
by Tre from Tucson September 12, 2017
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