by twentyonetimessix September 7, 2009
Get the zoomeofe mug.A Zoolancer is a common Freelance Graphics Designer, either motion, 3D, web or print. Each Zoolancer has to deal with the weirdness that surrounds him at work every day in Zooworld. Being it producers, creative directors or project managers or the insanity that every client brings on a daily basis.
A typical day in the life of a Zoolancer is something like this
Your boss tells you:
to use 1000's of lens flares
to use comic sans
you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d
you should do it with a shape layer
this comp needs more pre-comps
to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping
to use a program you don't know so you will be faster
tbc
Your boss tells you:
to use 1000's of lens flares
to use comic sans
you can do this in 2.5d and it will look 3d
you should do it with a shape layer
this comp needs more pre-comps
to use 2 keyframes for 5 seconds of rotoscoping
to use a program you don't know so you will be faster
tbc
by Zoolancer April 11, 2010
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A friendship between two people during a zombie apocalypse. Has been known to happen between men and women or couples of the same gender. Normally an argument must happen for them to admit their true friendship or the death of one by zombie kill.
Chip and Bernie are not only awesome zombie killers but they are a true zomance that keeps them safe.
Those guys wives are jealous of their zomance, they just don't understand it.
Those guys wives are jealous of their zomance, they just don't understand it.
by MelodyPepe July 1, 2012
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Get the zoomba your roomba mug.Any person who lives 10x faster than the average human being. Always running throughout the halls, bumping into people and just in general has a sense of urgency. Commonly found in the bathroom covered in beans. Zoom Nigga will find himself stuck in bathroom stalls yelling for help before eventually squeezing himself through the stall door.
Person 1: "Hey, what is up with that guy covered in beans yelling at people through the door in the bathroom stall?"
Person 2: " I don't know but that is a Zoom Nigga if i have ever seen one, just wait till he comes out."
Person 2: " I don't know but that is a Zoom Nigga if i have ever seen one, just wait till he comes out."
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