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Zoophilia

clear terms to all you bright people.
Its when you fu** an animal.
Period.
"Hey Sparky, you like the taste of penis don't you? Yes you do, yes you do!
by NateK July 28, 2005
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Zomped

Zomped has basically the same meaning as owned, or pwned.It means to be beaten very very very badly by something or some one, to to beat something or some one very badly, to an embarassing level.
He zomped the competition.
I was completed zomped last night.
by QuakeFit September 23, 2005
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Zoophilia

A word used in place of "bestiality", often with the intention of making the practice sound more dignified.
"Firstly, introductions all round. My name is removed to protect dolphinlovers, musician, pre-vet student and Delphinic Zoophile. People are often wondering just what the hell zoophilia is. Zoophilia is best described as a love of animals so intimate that the person (and the animal) involved have no objections to expressing their affection for each other in the sexual fashion. This is not to be confused with bestiality, where a person forcefully mates an animal, without their consent, and with no mutual feelings whatsoever. This is something that I would never do to a dolphin, since I love them dearly, and treat them with the same respect that an honest husband would have for his wife and children." from www.dolphinsex.org
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004
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Zoophilia

person 1 " whats it call when a human has sex with an animal?"

person 2 " its called Zoophilia"

person 1 "oh"
by olaf the pimp January 4, 2007
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zoph

man who is abnormally large in certain areas "king kong dong"
man that guy has a huge zoph
by zoph November 6, 2007
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zompire dracularius

A rare monster which involves a cross-breed between a vampire and a zombie. They are very dangerous, and if you see one, you should run.
Darcula's illigitimate son (via Cleopatra) is the most prime example. His name is Tom Cruise, and is the worlds most famous zompire dracularius.
by zompired October 14, 2009
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Zompkin

The act of giving a blumpkin to a dead guy, or as the word suggests .. a zombie.
Guy: What's wrong?!
Girl: Well, I thought I was giving my boyfriend a blumkin, and I didn't realize that halfway through, it turned into a ZOMPKIN!
by stevekhool July 29, 2008
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