Zipper Kid 

Usually a teenager,who wears baggy pants with lots of straps and zippers, often with a large T-shirt of their favorite band(s).Mistaken for a Goth all the time. Zipperkids wear lots of eyeliner, and are usually rebellious. Found in arcades, or stores like Hot topic.

WannaBe:"Hey where'd you get those pants?" Zipper kid:"Hot Topic."

Zipper Kid by OttOtt August 4, 2006

zipper hoagies 

When a male exposes his dong through the zipper of his jeans to a cock hungry indivdual. ~~}

Zipper hoagies...Today jim will be providing the community with zipper hoagies, limit 5 per customer.

zipper hoagies by Homer D Powe May 7, 2010

zipper ladder 

When someone climbs the corporate ladder through sexual means.

"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zipper ladder."

zipper ladder by roxygirl541 September 30, 2008

Zipper Nick 

pinching your weiner in your zipper

that chick likes to bust my balls, she's a total zipper nick !

Zipper Nick by zipper nickers September 13, 2011

Zipper Zombie 

A person that will give blow jobs without showing any excitement or pleasure.

Rebecca is a zipper Zombie. She did her thing without ever making a sound then left.

Zipper Zombie by Dave720 June 4, 2013

zipper ball picture 

Its a picture of your balls hanging out of your zipper. Commonly sent amongst bro's because its gross and looks funny

John: "i was hooking up with Kylie when Zach sent me a zipper ball picture and i lost the mood. I must admit, it was pretty funny though"

zipper ball picture by Barstoolbro October 13, 2015

zipper struggle 

When y'all aren't fucking

Example 1:

Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."

Example 2:

Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."

zipper struggle by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020