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Zork Zero

Zork Zero is the result of an adventure in the program AI Dungeon. Zork Zero is the limit of power and strength. You do one final despicable act and you reach Zork Zero.
You rip you penis off and beat the teacher with it. You beat her until she stops moving.
You are now ruler of Earth.
END.
You have reached the "Zork Zero"
by Sleevpalpy April 27, 2023
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Pull a zero

When you go number 2 without wiping afterwards.
Similar to a no wiper but you just don't check.
"When hearing Julio took 2 times to wipe after his shit, beating the current record, Damion went a step further and pulled a zero."

"Dude did you just pull a zero? You smell like shit."

"I'm going to pull a zero on my lunch break and see if the bosses notice."

"I think Jenaé pulled a zero.. it smells really bad in her office."
by smoolio April 2, 2022
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one more zero

When yo girls gives you the GAWK 3000. Meaning when you get yo dick sucked.
Jonathan: Dude you won’t believe what happened!

Tim: What, dude?

Jonathan: My girl gave me one more zero last night!

Tim: No way Dude!
by BootyDestroyer1528 April 18, 2022
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Zero date

Term used to describe a pre date meeting between two people considering a first date.

This event is an informal encounter such as going for a walk or having a coffee or other beverage in order to determine the suitability of planning a future first date.

Typically, there are no date expectations of this get-together such as door opening, which party pays, or any end meeting salutations.

Hand holding may be considered acceptable during a zero date depending on the meeting circumstances however this must be agreed upon by both parties.

The zero date (ZD) should be considered prior to any first date, eating date, drunk date, nap date , road trip date, hug date, movie date, kiss date, or meet the family date.

Note - dates may be combined together for simplicity but should be kept to a maximum of 3 types of dates per event.
"I'm not sure if I want to go on a date with him. He may be an axe murderer."

"No problem. Just do a Zero date to see if you both connect first."

"Great idea. I'll text him now!"
by HTownfook December 28, 2019
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zero (0) bitches

Person 1: “Yo that man Tyler got zero (0) bitches bro”
Person 2: “Ik bro fr he must be lonely”
by Iwannaeffsasuke March 4, 2021
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what zero pussy does to a mf

A good way to roast someone on Twitter.
"what zero pussy does to a mf"
insert picture of the person you wanna roast here
by LeoTheGuy September 10, 2021
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zero hour

When a countdown is scheduled to end. Alternatively, a deadline.
From Elton John's "Rocket Man"

She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero Hour, 9 A.M.
And I'm gonna be high...
As a kite by then.
by Webster October 6, 2003
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