the saying getting zelkyed is to be curb stomped by noah brown and reese gordan while mateo screams at the top of his lungs.
by tick monkey May 29, 2022
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"i love zeko"
by definitelynotbripea June 6, 2022
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Get the Željko Mitrovič mug.zelkanto is a very nice person despite having not a lot of posts bc you don't need posts to be good ~def not luna
by not luna November 25, 2022
Get the zelkanto mug.zeko is a nickname for a very attractive teacher. he is very likely to be a pedophile (lucky underage girls:)) and can usually be found in a caffé bar near the school he works in chatting with his best friend. he is popular with students and they want him to pin them against the wall and whisper "unistit cu ti picku ko creeper, mala" in their ear. sadly, when zeko gets a haircut, he goes from a solid 9 to a 5. apparently it's possible to seduce zeko by licking a red lolipop innocently around him, but that method is yet to be proven.
is that zeko? yep, i would definitely let him violently rail me.
oh my god, look, it's zeko and potočić!!
oh my god, look, it's zeko and potočić!!
by his not so secret admirer;) April 7, 2023
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