prose-yak

Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.

I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 9, 2009

yak shaving

Any seemingly pointless activity which is actually necessary to solve a problem which solves a problem which, several levels of recursion later, solves the real problem you're working on.

origin: MIT AI Lab, after 2000: orig. probably from a Ren & Stimpy episode.

by Brandon April 4, 2005

Yak

What happens when a cat eats too fast, usually resulting in a pile of slimy undigested food that you find when you step on it...sometimes mixed with hair from grooming.

Oh gross...I just stepped in a pile of cat-yak!

by Trisha F September 21, 2008

Yik Yak

A mobile app college kids use to anonymously talk shit and post witty things to people nearby.

Some frat bro is talking mad shit on Yik Yak.

by oolytoolypey September 5, 2014

yak city

A serious bout of vomiting, often seen in college dorms or apartments after a good night of partying.

"Don't use the bathroom in Stevenson House, it's yak city in there."
"He's a good kid, but after just a few shots it was all yak city"

by happy-donuts July 11, 2016

almond yak

A delicious alcoholic beverage usually served in Yurt dive-bars.

I see Chris has brought us something besides COVID to try from his last trip to Wuhan. It is a drink derived from the elusive Almond Yak!

by I’rom Man December 11, 2020

yakety yak

The name of the greatest song EVER usually sung by public school music teachers and shmexy beasts.

"oh hes such a yakety yak"
"did you see that yackety yack over there"

by #frenchiesforlife September 16, 2019