xbox live

Playing games online is fun.. but if you have children in your game. it turns out to be the "World Rapping Contest"

Little billy was rapping on the mic.
So, i cut out his esophagus.. and hung him with it

by prince pwnage March 15, 2004

xbox 360

An x-box once fully rotated

Tiffany: When Bob rotated his x-box, it was like totally an xbox 360.

by samthemanwiththecan y'all March 23, 2008

Xbox Live

Xbox Live is a device created by Microsoft to set back man's evolution; making him angry, competitive, and hormonal. This substance, or "drug" causes mood swings depending on the win/lose ratio of the individual playing. Xbox Live is also very addictive. No matter how angry the individual becomes, they will always come crawling back.

Xbox Live is also becoming the new "E-Harmony" or "Match.com".

1. "Another suicide sir."
"What is it this time?"
"Poor bastard ODed on Xbox Live and shot up his apartment and himself"

2. "Xbox Live offers 9 dimensions of compatability!"

by Crackischeap July 5, 2010

xbox kid

A young person that bangs peoples mothers online.

My mom got banged by an xbox kid.

by Pussyslayer_xx_lolsguud April 7, 2016

XBox Coffin

The specially designed cardboard box sent by Microsoft when your Xbox 360 breaks, usually from the Red Ring of Death.

Note: You have to request this or they will only send you a sticker.

Shit, I got the red ring... Now I have to call Microsoft and get them to send me a damn Xbox Coffin.

by roachymart October 21, 2009

xbox toughguy

A wanna-be badass who hides his pussified-self behind his console, untimately aquiring super powers from their xbox, which allows them to kick anyones ass, any where and any time. But in reality would run, tail between his legs to his mommy if he ever met any of the people that he mouths off to.

Sound the alarm, we have ourselve an xbox toughguy!! Hey there Devin97 put your mommy on the mic so i can tell her to send you to bed with no dinner and beat your little ass till it bleeds.

by GiJerry78 August 22, 2007

xbox 360

microsoft's new house heater

damn this is a cold winter, glad i got my xbox 360 to keep me warm

by bigboss839 October 27, 2008