workmergency

When you get a stressful call from work after hours or on your day off.

You get a call "it's 8:15am and your department in not open yet as none of your employees showed up. "Honey I have to go to the office it's a workmergency"

by Hiwaystar January 12, 2014

Foe-Worker

A co-worker that is hated by antother co-worker openly.

Marcus left a pair of underwear on his foe-worker Kristi's car.

by Marcus Tucker June 28, 2008

Four Wormed

verb. To be beaten at a game of "worms" by a team who still has all 4 worms alive.

(While playing "worms - open warfare" on nintendo ds) "Dude...change the difficulty to easy, I just got four wormed!"

(On returning a "worms" game to the game store) "I'd like to return this game. These bitches keep four wormin' my ass!"

by Mr. A. Hole May 21, 2009

Federal worker break

Verb: 1) the act of taking an extended break at the begining or the end of your shift because your late or you want to leave early and not use your sick/vacation time.

Nuclear plant manger " where's John it 10am ? "

Secretary " John called in, hes's going to take his "Federal worker break" and coming 2 hrs late.

Nuclear plant manger " great I'm going to take my Federal worker break and leave at noon today "

by Lordmatt September 6, 2013

splooge warmer

Someone who keeps the cum warm inside the mouth after ejaculation.

Splooge warmer- Hold on keep it warm I am going to grab a cup.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

yorkie warmer

bum crack, as in builder's bum

That builder's yorkie warmer, it wasn't a pretty sight!

by onkydon September 19, 2017

Charity Worker

Someone, usually a friend or an acquaintance, that will get you off or have sex with you when you need to bust a nut or need to get railed.

I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.

My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.

by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020