whoremole

noun

1. A person who gives up their human dignity for
material benefit (especially by providing sex for
money or drugs) without admitting to anyone - even
themselves - that they are doing it.

2. A small rodent that dresses up in fishnet and
walks up and down the street turning tricks. A
whoremole frequently works for a pimpbadger.

"Hey I need a fuck but I can't afford a prostitute.
You wanna drive down central and see if we can pick up
a couple of whoremoles?"

by WhiteOtter April 10, 2008

whoremon

Any mormon showing signs of whoreness, sluttiness, hoeness, or characteristics of a hooker, a prostitute, a skank or a sleezball

Guy 1 "Roni is such a whoremon" Guy 2 "yeah dude sooo easy"

by Mansonyouthoughtwrong May 26, 2009

wordmup

similar to wordup, but the plural version when a lot is going on

"lets meet up with those shorties"
"wordmup"

by nizz4shizz August 3, 2009

wordmerger

combining whole or common word parts to describe or convey a concept, situation or person.

this site has so many "wordmergers", it'll take me years to remember them all.

by nojob Bob February 5, 2010

wordmagic

Adj, V...Typically a gift of chronic liars and "storytellers", also useful for careers in sales. The ability to spin stories and say just the right thing to get yourself "off the hook", or to make a magical tale sound believable.

1. I was running late today and my boss was at the front desk when I walked in. She put me on the spot, but I was able to work my WORDMAGIC on her and I didn't get a write-up.

2. Friend #1: "Did you hear about Sarah and Chris? He got busted texting that skank from his work, and Sarah just acted like nothing happened."

Friend #2: "What else is new? She could catch him in bed with the girl and he would still be able to wordmagic his way out of it!?"

by DawnDizzle September 23, 2010

whoremon

a woman who has multiple boyfriends or husbands and finds nothing wrong about it; a female mormon

Dude 1: hey wait, i thought i was dating alexa.

Dude 2: dude, shes a whoremon, remember?

Dude 1: Oh yeah.

by ~~Perozzi~~ October 25, 2010

Whoremal

A formal consisting of mostly whore-like persons.

Half of my class if going to the whoremal.

by bleh le le March 3, 2011