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wonton wonder

the term wonton wonder is used to describe a spectacular metrosexual beast of chinese descent. whilst his homosexual tendencies are famous world-over, the jolly chinaman is still revered by his peers due to his exceptional knowledge and understanding of the scientific world. whilst the term can be used in a derogatory fashion i.e. 'fuck you wonton wonder you dirty chinaman, it is more commonly used to praise the elegant creature after a well received joke or witticism. whilst the wonton wonder may be a well-liked member of the group, his over zealous metrosexual tendencies may cause him to be on the receiving end of homophobic remarks
e.g. #1 (derogatory manner)
wonton wonder: hey guys wanna go buy some clothes and compare penises?

unfortunate acquaintance: dude, fuck.... wonton u metro

e.g. #2 (complementing)
wonton wonder: confucious say man who sit on toilet high on pot
acquaintance: HAHAHAHAH wonton u lej
by playa from the himalaya June 11, 2009
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Wonyoungism

Wonyoungism is a trend heavily inspired and based on Jang wonyoung , a kpop idol famous for her visuals, talent and beauty. She inspires others to the best version of themselves. Heavily inspiring this trend and movement.

being the best version of yourself requires changing your bad habits, negative things like thoughts, mindsets!

my tip : dont beat urself up if u for example dont do a workout, or your daily skincare, its okay!

must for WYISM:

-skincare
-workout
-mindset
-confidence
-additude
-belief

believe and motivation is everything !!
is that the trending wonyoungism product??

innisfree, yeah!

omg i want that to!
by cicawony November 6, 2023
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chinese wonton dip

When a man puts his scrotum into a woman's vagina and fucks her repetitively with it. He then proceeds to dip his scrotum into her mouth, otherwise known as "tea-bagging"
John wasn't satisfied enough with regular fucking, so he gave her the ol' chinese wonton dip
by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010
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WooHoo

A. A word in Sims 2 that is used to represent 'sex'
B. A word that may be said when something good has happened.
My Sims did a woohoo.

Woohoo! I finally won the lottery!
by Rhonda Smith January 15, 2008
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Dirty Wonton

When a gay guy shoves his balls and ball sack in another gay mans ass, a dirty wonton is what his sack looks like after he pulls them out.
Ex. If that fag keeps hitting on my boyfriend, I am gonna go smack his face with my dirty wonton.
by junglejoe111 April 17, 2010
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Wonhee

The wonhee is a small bunny-like animal with an irregular emotional status. This animal preferably feeds late at night on a large diet consisting of different types of ice cream. The wonhee is known to be very problematic at times, but nonetheless is very loveable and cuddlesome. To an untrained eye one might first notice that the wonhee has a pair of unproportional eyes, toes, and hands that do not seem beneficial, but these unconformities are what the wild wonhee uses to attract a suitable male.
With a surprising leap and the use of its heightened awareness of the surrounding environment, the wild wonhee ambushed Beck as he stepped into the shower. He never saw it coming.
by Carl Philip Edmund Bertil October 15, 2008
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Wondom

The use of your shirt to cover you wenis when having wex with a wagina.

See Wex, Wenis, Wagina, Wirginity
When I first lost my wirginity, I used a wondom.
by Jordan Wilk March 10, 2008
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