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windshield wiper

When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.
"Man, I turned the windshield wiper on full blast after I spunked on her vag."
by C-Bass Clemens September 26, 2009
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Tennessee Wind Chime

In the south, it is when all of the guy cousins hang their dick out and a female cousin runs back and forth hitting them like wind chimes.
Daryl: Bro! Did you hear what Sarah did last night? She got Tennessee Wind Chimed!
by CarpetMuncher_69 February 17, 2017
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windchimes

one of the most excellent instuments in a band. It takes serious skill to play these difficult and beautifully crafted instruments. They are reffered to as "the most important instrument" in the band, and the band would crumble with out them and the great windchime player!!
omg, look at her play those windchimes! shes the most important member of the band!
by nothanks!!! April 6, 2006
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squeeky windshield

After having sex with a woman with glasses you rub your dick back and forth on her glasses to clean up.
I didnt have a towel to clean up so I gave her a squeeky windshield.
by krisco5150 June 10, 2009
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windshield wiper

The fat on top of your bicep that acts like a squeegee to wipe away sweat on your face!
John wiped away the sweat off his face with his windshield wiper!
by midgetpound3r January 31, 2010
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windshield wiper

While two men are having missionary style sex, the receiving individual in the bottom position rubs his preferrably moist, erect member across his lover's belly in a sweeping motion, comparable to that of a windshield wiper.

The windshield wiper can also be enjoyed by straight and/or lesbain couples with the assistance of strap-on dildos.
Call the Mechanic! That windshield wiper only made things wetter!
by Spase Peepole January 29, 2004
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Windchimes

When a sloppy floppy vagina hangs low resembling windchimes
She had a nasty pussy. She had windchimes in between her legs.
by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019
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